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"My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third - Don't hesitate to call." - Vash

"Thou shalt not kill, remember? What in the hell kind of churchman are you?" - Vash

"What would you do if I was Vash the Stampede?" - Vash
"Well, then I'd have it put you under arrest." - Maryanne

"And to think, I could kill every man, woman, and child here if I wanted to. The power of death is intoxicating." - Legato

"Don't be hasty, now. I intend to obliterate every last trace of mankind eventually... so why must you rush the inevitable?" - Legato

"Why do you think I killed only half of you? This way, you can see to the bodies of your friends. I'm doing this to teach you the pain of living." - Legato

"Every morning, I meditate about peace and love... for about three seconds." - Vash

"This world's ending is near, I suggest you use your time wisely." - Legato

"We're not God. Not only are our powers limited, we sometimes are driven to become the devil himself." - Wolfwood

"Now is that any way for a grown man to behave in front of innocent children?" - Knives

"First, you cry your eyes out like an abandoned baby, then you run around jumping off cliffs! What the hell's the matter with you?" - Wolfwood

"May I have another fork?" - Legato

"I've always had my suspicions you were no mere mortal, but I never imagined you were actually... A cat... Wait! What the hell am I saying?! Where is that idiot?!" - Wolfwood

"Every moment hesitated is a moment gone from life." - Chapel the Evergreen

"Even at such an impossible situation, he kept saying that no one had to die. How can he believe that?" - Wolfwood

"When this is over and I'm dead, don't ever shoot anyone again." - Vash

"No one has the right to take the life of another." - Rem

"I have a second stomach just for cake and ice cream." - Milly

"Dangerous toys are fun, but ya could get hurt!" - Vash

"It's heavy." - Vash
"That's because it's so full of mercy." - Milly

"Death and poverty like me so much that they brought friends." - Vash

"MEEOOOWWW!" (*attacks Wolfwoods' hand*) - Kuroneko (Black Cat)
"Don't you just love all of Gods' little creatures." - Wolfwood

"Repeat after me. This world..." - Vash
"This... world..." - Sheriff Stan
"THIS WORLD IS MADE OF!" - Vash
"This world is made of..." - Sheriff Stan
"Made of Love & Peace!" - Vash

"I meditate ritualistically every morning. The subjects are love and peace. I quit after three seconds." - Vash

"My friend here's the son of a millionaire, bring us the best in the house!" - Frank Marlon
"Uhh... he's lying! Please just bring us the cheapest in the house!" - Vash

"Who's drinking?" - Wolfwood
"I am!" - Milly
"Don't give her too much..." - Meryl

"But if you keep saving the butterflies, all the spiders will die!" - Knives

"I'm so glad you asked, it's a long story... although its kind of a short one..." - Wolfwood

"It's kind of hard to kill someone... when your using rubber bullets..." *turns gun around and shoots Vash* - Wolfwood
"Hey, don't shoot those so close, they sting." - Vash

"Come along spot..." - Elizabeth

"Look, do you see that little girl over there? Her mother promised to buy her something with their money in the bank." - Vash
"You know her?" - Frank
"Nah, just made it up." - Vash

"He's dodging the bullets!" - Stan
"Dodging? That freak doesn't even know he's being shot at!" - Bostalk

"It's simply logic. I just kill the spiders so the butterflies can live." - Knives

"Knives... You aren't human!" - Vash
"Damn straight I'm not! Don't even compare me to those worthless things." - Knives

"I'm known for my bullets never missing their mark. Especially if it's the heart of a beautiful women. BANG!" - Vash

"I picked up my first gun at the age of seven, and shot. I remember how strangely easy it was to pull the trigger. I actually laughed, because that one shot was all it took to silence that sickening piece of garbage who had the nerve to call himself my guardian." - Wolfwood

"Total slaughter, total slaughter! I wont leave a single man alive! La-di-da-di-dia genocide, La-di-da-di-du an ocean of blood. Let's begin the killing time!" - Vash

"Gee, you seemed so much more generous with the children..." - Vash
"If you don't want it..." - Wolfwood
"I am so grateful for your act of humanity!" - Vash

"Would it be wrong, to ask for your forgiveness? I don't want to die like this!" *Wolfwood's hand falls to the floor* - Wolfwood

"Does this man look like the legendary gunman Vash the Stampede? That droopy-eyed, weak-looking, bristle-headed, promiscuous-looking donut freak of a man?" - Meryl

"Normally, when you buy an old, used bike, you're supposed to repair it before riding it!" - Vash
"Are you dissing my beautiful shiny Angelina II?!" - Wolfwood
"I'm dissing YOU, not your stupid, broken bike!!" - Vash

"Now I know why the short haired girl is so pissed off at you all the time!" - Wolfwood

"My name is Vash the Stampede. I am like a hunter of peace. Always chasing the elusive mayfly known as love." - Vash

"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!" - Vash

"You're a plant." - Knives
"I know." - Vash
"You're superior!" - Knives
"I disagree." - Vash

"That's cute, Mr. Vash is being put in strangle holds by the children again!" - Milly

"I get so embarrassed when people ask that question, but sense you asked... I'm like a hunter of peace, one who chases the elusive mayfly of love." - Vash

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