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"Because forgiveness, for one like you, could never be an option." - Achika

"You should never challenge someone unless you know you can beat them!" - Ryoko

"A female student?  No!  I am Washu, and I just happen to be the top scientific genius in the universe!  I am cute!  I have to admit, I do look a little young to be your mom, don't I, Ryoko?"- Washu

"Hmm... I must be a little rusty after 700 years of imprisonment. I better work on an invention or something to get myself going again." - Washu

"Oh, will you please call me... Little Washu!" - Washu

"Kagato, you have taken the one most precious to me, and I will make you pay. YOU WILL PAY!" - Ryoko

"You are just so sweet. (jumps at Tenchi) You are so sweet to be so concerned about me. (grabs Tenchi's crotch) Tenchi, dear, where is the sword?" - Ryoko

"Ryoko, what mischief are you up to now, don't you have any conscience at all?" -Tenchi

"I would rather die, than forsake anyone of them!" - Tenchi

"I didn't raise you to be a good-for-nothing!" - Washu
"Didn't raise me at all." - Ryoko

"Yosho, may I have some more tea, Yosho?" - Funaho

"You must face your destiny without fear, but with courage." - Yosho

"Stop grumbling & remember, always put off 'til tomorrow what you can do today... now wait a minute, that didn't come out right..." - Nobiyuki

"Geez, I can't get it out!" - Tenchi
"And now I'm worried..." - Washu

"Won't you be my little guinea pig, Tenchi?!" - Washu

"Where were you when they handed out the brains?" - Washu

"Chess is a battle fought peacefully, it cultivates the mind, the spirit, and the soul.  And we must always cultivate the soul." - Yosho

"If you wish to save her, you must first defeat me. PREPARE TO DIE, FOOLISH BOY!" - Kagato

"Hey, come on, I mean, you walk through walls, you walk through fire, you blow holes in the roof and you can even fly!" - Tenchi
*yawns* "You know, I find that princess so amusing. She really kills me." - Ryoko

"We are having fun and every day here is like a dream... I really hope it's going to be this way forever." - Ryoko

"Mihoshi, you really are my bad luck charm." - Kiyone

"I see a no smoking sign, but I don't see a no drinking sign anywhere." - Ryoko

"Time is short, but Nobuyuki and I will live our lives to the fullest, I swear." - Achiko

"Just a minute! Hey there, crazy girl, are you tryin' to suffocate him?! You just come sit here, now. Whew. You gotta give him a break so he can BREATHE." - Washu

"Gimme a cookie! *pouts*" - Ryoko
"They're too good to waste on you!" - Ayeka
"Cookie hog!" - Ryoko

"So you mean that woman we've been watching on the screen all this time is Tenchi's mother?" - Ayeka
"She's just a child..." - Ryoko
"OF COURSE she's just a child, this film was made when she was still in high school!" - Tenchi

"There is no way out. Absolutely none! No way. That's it. Got it?" - Washu
"Um, nope, I don't get it at all..." - Mihoshi

"Oh... you see, I lost my mother when I was very young. I just wanted to know if this is how a mother and child act together." - Tenchi
"Oh, I'm sure this is exactly how you and your mother were." - Washu
"Oh, you think so?" - Tenchi
"I know so." - Washu

"What're ya talkin' about, there's no goblin cute as me!" - Washu

"You're a genius, Washu!" - A
"You're the greatest, Washu!" - B
*Washu laughs that evil/satisfied laugh of hers*

"I'll bet she's flirting with Tenchi again! I just can't stand the thought of it!" - Ayeka

"Ryoko, I'm about to say something that you're probably going to tease me about later, so I'm warning you not to." - Ayeka

"I am Tsunami, the ship of Jurai, and we are in myself." - Tsunami

"Why are you doing this Mayuka?! We're your friends, Tenchi's your dad, and we're your family, remember? You mustn't hurt your family, Mayuka, we all love you!" - Sasami

"What's that girl doing in Tenchi's arms?" - Ryoko

"When will this nightmare end--this nightmare named... Mihoshi?" - Kiyone

"All I did was invent dimension oscillating bullets, ozone destroying cannons, and a time-space... ray!" - Washu

"How could your genetic information override mine because of just one piece of hair?" - Washu

"No! I'm not doing anything for you unless you call me 'Little Washu!'" - Washu
"How can I call you little when you're 20,000 years old?" - Ayeka

"Man, I didn't think about this. Since Ayeka's no competition, I didn't even think about Sasami." - Ryoko
"I didn't plan on this. Sasami's beauty will surpass mine." - Ayeka

"You're a naughty boy, aren't you Tenchi?" - Sasami

"Don't be silly, Ryoko, Jurai's royal family is everlasting." - Ayeka
"What? Jurai's royal family is neverlasting?" - Ryoko
"Everlasting!" - Ayeka

"You'll regret this." - Nagi
"I've never regretted anything in my life, Nagi. Now leave before I change my mind." - Ryoko

"I'll be the first one to give Tenchi a hug!" - Ryoko

"But, you created this ship, didn't you?" - Mihoshi
"Yup. And that is why it is so perfect!" - Washu

"I can't believe it! This can't be true! The beautiful princess Ayeka, and pretty princess Sasami are - confined! In this...DUUUUUUUUUUUMP! This dingy, miserable - this place is much worse than a cell!" - Seriyo

"Is that a term of affection, or do you just not like me?" - Kagato

"I'll tell you something, my Tenchi... You know the carnival comes and goes, and if you wait for awhile, it will always come back to you, Tenchi." - Ryoko

"Hey, my watch is fixed." - Mihoshi
"I fixed it while you were knocked out." - Ryoko
"But... if you were able to fix my watch then you must be..." *backs of, looking frightened* "A jeweler!" - Mihoshi
*Ryoko falls over*

"I don't need this kinda TROUBLE!" - Tenchi

"If you make me leave, I'll hate you forever, so there." - Sasami

"Would you please call me Little Washu?? It would make me soooooo happy!!" - Washu

"Don't hurt yourself! I want to do that for you!" - Ryoko

"If I knew I was going to die today, I wouldn't have done all that homework!!" - Tenchi

"Could you call me... Little Funaho? I'd like that!" - Funaho

*grabs Ryoko* "Sasami! You used to have soft and beautiful hair, you've DYED your hair, and its all hard and pointy now!" - Misaki
"Er..." - Ryoko
"And your eyes! They look so mean and vicious!" *sob sob* - Misaki
"MY EYES ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!" - Ryoko

"Er.. I... hounorable sir, could I, er, hournorably, I mean, er, humbly *whacks herself on head* Could I use your phone?" - Ryoko
"Mmmhmm." -Yosho

"WAH! I order you to STAY AWAY!!" - Mihoshi

"This guy... is Ryoko's?" - Nagi

"Little girl, this tea is excellent. Now you are a professional, am I right?" - Nagi

"MIHOSHI!!! I SWEAR, I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!" - Kiyone

"Wanna get revenge for Tenchi?" - Washu
"How do you know about Tenchi?" - Ryoko
"As you are connected with Ryo-Ohki, so am I connected with you, my dear. So I know...everything." - Washu

"It is my duty as the noblest of the nobles to save them!" - Seriyo

"Sasami, you will come back to Jurai, won't you?" - Azusa
"No, father, I'd like to stay here also!" - Sasami
"Wha?" - Azusa
"And if you make me go, I will hate you forever, so there!" - Sasami

*gasp* "My mommy!" - Aeka

"Now... I want your balls, please." - Ryoko

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