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You save up your allowance to buy new grappler arms for your space ship, the outlaw star, which is really a few boxes taped together with a really good paint job.

You dye your hair red like Gene's.

Whenever you are in a tight spot, you pull out a plastic gun and say to the person next to you, 'Give me a #9.'

You wear a patch over your eye and introduce yourself as 'Hot Ice Hilda.'

You learn Japanese just so you can watch it uncut in Japanese without subtitles.

You name your cat Aisha Clanclan.

You constantly quote lines from the show.

Every time you see the full moon you try to change into a beast like any proud Catrl-Catrl.

You call yourself by the name of your favorite character so much that even your parents get to accidentally calling you it.

You have conversations with your anime friends in Japanese comprised solely of quotes from the show.

When someone pisses you off you tell them that they have until tomorrow's twilight to live.

You cry whenever you miss an episode.

You can recite entire episodes from memory.

You submerge yourself in water and pretend that you are Melfina in her container.

You'll buy anything with Outlaw Star on it.

When you get scared you start laughing and saying stuff in Japanese.

You tell everyone that you're part of the Catrl-Catrl Empire.

You buy an old roadster and name it Ehafrau.

You dye your hair blue and start asking your parents "Who am I? Why was I made? What who made me?"

You have a homemade Outlaw Star, and you put a glass of water and put your little sister's Barbie doll in it.

You start dreaming that you are one of the characters and you are out on a quest to find the leyline.

You buy a body-size fish tank, fill it up and pretend you are Melfina or Harry.

You name your car, bike, or motorcycle the Outlaw Star, El Dorado, Horus, etc.

You cover your ears when you see a cactus and try to smash it or run away.

You are very weary of any cat-like creature.

You go on a road trip to find the Galactic Leyline.

You wonder why everyone's making such a big deal about the stuff on this page & thinks it's all perfectly normal.

You want to be a bounty hunter when you grow up.

You're always on the look out for a big briefcase, and when you do, you're hoping Melfina will be inside.

You become the best (and only) assassin at your school.

You change your name to Twilight Suzuka.

Your brain gets controlled by an evil talking cactus bent on ruling the world.

You tell the bank that your bank account is in the red because Caster Shells, repairs on your ship, and weapons are too much these days.

You paint eyes on a baked bean tin and hang it from your car roof and call it Gilliam.

You cut a hole into your swimsuit, wear a tight spandex red suit and call yourself Fire Cat.


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