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You change your name to Alucard.

You learn Japanese just so you can watch it uncut in Japanese without subtitles.

You have custom handguns made exactly like Alucard's.

You constantly quote lines from the show.

You dress like Alucard every day and call it normal.

You call yourself by the name of your favorite character so much that even your friends get to accidentally calling you it.

Every time you bring someone to your house you force them to sit down and watch the whole series (in one sitting).

You have conversations with your anime friends in Japanese comprised solely of quotes from the show.

You can recite entire episodes from memory.

You'll buy anything with Hellsing on it.

You already own everything there is with Hellsing on it!

You know all the episode names and all the character names, including the minor ones.

You wonder why everyone's making such a big deal about the stuff on this page & thinks it's all perfectly normal.

While watching, every time background music comes on, you can immediately name it without having to think about it, & always do, at least mentally.

No one has heard from you in days because you've watched the whole series several times in a row.

You go to England just to look for the Hellsing organization.

You think the capital of Finland, Helsinki, has something to do with Hellsing.

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