Anime » Cardcaptor Sakura » You know you watch too much when...To submit a YKYWTMW, click here. Your friends ask you why you wear that key around your neck all the time. You walk around holding a bear with wings and talk to it. You attack people with Clow Cards, and wonder why their magic didn't work. You develop an obsession for pudding. You run around at night wearing strange outfits and asking your best friend to videotape you. Whenever you call out someone's name, you always add a 'kun,' 'chan,' or 'san' to it. When something isn't right, you say 'I sense a Clow Card.' You can recite entire episodes from memory. You convince your father to become a professor at a local University. You sneak out at night to go and find Clow Cards. You'll buy anything with Cardcaptors / Cardcaptor Sakura on it. Whenever you feel the need to summon your Staff, you recite a magical phrase and people tell you that it's a nice poem. You spend hours on end trying to find every Cardcaptors / Cardcaptor Sakura site on the web. You celebrate Sakura's birthday. You start to cry when you miss an episode. You see rain drops you pull your pink painted stick and store bought deck of Clow Cards and recite Sakura's spells. If you see snow, you check your calendar to see if it's summer, just in case it's a Clow Card. You finish watching the CCS movies for the 12th time in one day. You buy all the manga twice, in case a Clow Card steals some. You shine a flashlight in a mirror and pretend you got hit by the light card. You stand in front of the mirror and command it to make another you. You learn Japanese so you can watch CCS without reading subtitles. You call yourself by the name of your favorite character so much that your parents call you by it. Whenever someone says something that has no point or is embarrassing, you fall over with your legs in the air twitching, like Sakura. You buy a Card Captor Clow Card set full of Clow Cards at your local Wal-mart. You take it home and you swear to God the only reason it would open is because of your magic powers (you are still waiting for Kero to come out of the seal). You get tried of waiting for Kero to come out of the Clow Card Book you bought at Wal-mart. So you decide to bribe Kero with chocolate chip cookies and say to your book "Come on little guy. I got some food here!" You give everyone who has a card The Final Judgment like Yue. A new student arrives at your school and you think he is after your Clow Cards because he was staring at you. You see a black cat and you think it's Spinel (Spinner) in his borrowed form. You dye your hair white to have hair like Yue. You run around with an expensive video camera wanting to tape your best friends most 'kawaii' moments... You gel your hair every morning to look exactly like Sakura's; you even dye your hair brown. You're in love with your older brother's best friend, and you keep calling him Julian/Yukito. You go to the grocery store and buy strawberry shortcake just because Sakura eats it on the show. You buy a stuff bear and call it Kero. You buy a "clow" book, a wand and a CCS suite and try to call a card. Every time something out of the ordinary happens you run for your key You wonder why everyone's making such a big deal about the stuff on this page & thinks it's all perfectly normal. You're trying to convince your school board to change your school's uniforms... to look just like Sakura's. You're still trying to get the local zoo to let you buy one of their lions as a pet. Then, they just look at you like you're a freakin' idiot... You throw your clow cards in the air and hit them with a pink plastic stick waiting for the clows to come out. You buy a white and blue robe, white wings, silver wig and a pair of lighting blue contacts and pretend that you are Yue's true form. You sing CCS songs while you are in the shower. When you are at school and there's a test and you actually forgot to study you say "Time Card! Give me some time to study." You get your plastic staff and go on your roof try to call upon your clow card (not the ones at Wal-mart because your mom told you she wouldn't cough up the money!!) and you wait for the fly card to come out so you can fly like Sakura. You get tired of waiting for the fly card to come out, so you jump off the roof hoping for ether Yue or Kero to rescue you. (Big mistake!!) No matter what anyone says, you're going to marry one of the characters from Cardcaptor Sakura/Cardcaptors, and that's that! You draw a Clow Card yourself and ask your gang to act out a scene from the series. You throw a fake card in the air pretending it's a clow card and try to hit it with your pink staff while calling out it's name. Anytime a gust of wind goes by you yell "WINDY CARD, RELEASE AND DISPEL!!" You bribe your stuffed bear to turn into its true form with chocolate pudding. To submit a YKYWTMW, click here. |