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You change your name to Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th.

You learn Japanese just so you can watch it uncut in Japanese without subtitles.

You go out and buy a Welsh Corgi and name it Ein.

You constantly quote lines from the show.

You dress like Faye or Spike every day and call it normal.

You call yourself by the name of your favorite character so much that even your parents get to accidentally calling you it.

You have conversations with your anime friends in Japanese comprised solely of quotes from the show.

You convince yourself that you are a bounty-hunter and chase your siblings around with toy guns. And calling them your "Bounty-heads!".

You get incredibly mad whenever you miss an episode.

You think anyone that gets mad when they miss an episodes is a loser--what kind of idiot are they if they miss an episode!?

You can recite entire episodes from memory.

You'll buy anything with Cowboy Bebop on it.

You already own everything there is with Cowboy Bebop on it!

You buy a beat up old tug boat and paint "Bebop" in red letters on the side.

You go out and buy the same type of goggles as Edward and roam the house with them stuck to your eyes.

You dye your hair green to look like Spike.

You buy contact lenses that are brown, except one is lighter than the other.

You dye your hair red and gel it to look like Ed.

You say odd things that don't make sense just like Ed.

You grow your hair long and dye it gray to be like Vicious

You play the saxophone like Gren.

You learn to fight with a sword, and always quote what Vicious says.

When someone calls you "Vicious," you get offended and beat the crap out of them.

You get sent home from school because yellow, vinyl hotpants violate the dress code.

You learn to type with your toes like Ed.

You've memorized the lyrics to "The Real Folk Blues" in Japanese.

You refer to your laptop as "Tomato" and carry it around on your head.

You claim to be a bounty hunter and get paid by numerous people at school to "bring in" someone with a bounty on their heads.

You know all the episode names and all the character names, including the minor ones.

You celebrate the birthdays of all the characters.

You wonder why everyone's making such a big deal about the stuff on this page & thinks it's all perfectly normal.

You name your son Spike.

You name your daughter Spike...

While watching, every time background music comes on, you can immediately name it without having to think about it, & always do, at least mentally.

You name your daughter Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th.

You tell your ten year old daughter to always refer to herself in the third person.

You buy goggles just like Ed's and become a super hacker.

You give your pet dog/cat piggy-back rides and call them cow-woof-woof/meow-meow.'Tomato' is no longer only a food.

You dream of living on Venus, even if the spores can make you go blind.

You've made a model of the Bebop out of cardboard boxes.

You spend over two hours getting your merchandise signed at Conventions.

You wear black spandex shorts a loose white tank top, goggles, and you walk on your hands.

You start eating bell-peppers and beef and complaining that there is no beef.

No one has heard from you in days because you've watched the whole series several times in a row.

You own your own car, and name it "Swordfish II" because you're always driving recklessly or "Bebop" because you cart so many people around, most of which are freeloaders.

Your teacher sends you home because you said that a tomato does not have any cells, its made up of Computer chips.

You bribe a well known doctor into giving you a metal arm like Jet's.

You make friends with a renegade satellite.

You carve faces into the Earth with the help of that satellite.

You take up Bonsai pruning.

You want to be a bounty hunter when you grow up.

You leave things in the fridge just to see if they'll actually come alive and terrorize your home!

Your last dying word out of your mouth is "Bang."

You tell your roommate to only buy Cups of Noodles, just so you can complain about it later.

You wear goggles like Ed's and talk in the third person.

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