Anime » Cowboy Bebop » QuotesTo submit a quote from Cowboy Bebop, click here. "There are three things that I hate... kids, animals, and women with attitudes. So tell me, why are all three of them neatly gathered on our ship?!" - Spike "She promised Ed that Ed can be an official member of Bebop... hee hee." - Edward "And how long were you in there listening?" - Faye "Men are such idiots." - Faye "My ship works better when I kick it." - Spike "So that explains why we can't get along for five minutes." - Faye "I haven't committed any crimes... well, at least not any bad ones." - Faye "That's part of the skill of the game." - Faye "Ed will introduce Ed. Full name: Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th." - Edward "You know the first rule of combat? Shoot them before they can shoot you." - Faye "Hey, isn't it bad for you to drink it in one shot, Annie?" - Spike "The flow is more important... not power. You have to be like the water. You get it?" - Spike "Looks like all my good karma is finally paying off." - Spike "Ohh, look, it's Faye Faye!" - Edward "Bebop no come for Ed, ooo lala..." - Edward "Hey, all women aren't like you." - Spike "I'm just watching a bad dream I'll never wake up from." - Spike "You spilt my egg, I needed that egg." - Spike "Lunk head, lunk head!" - Edward "Do you have any idea what you look like right now, Spike?" - Vicious "Bang." - Spike "What are you going to do, throw your life away as if it were nothing?!" - Faye "I'm not going there to die, I'm going to find out if I'm really alive." - Spike "This food is terrible, as usual" - Spike "Foody food food. Do you have any? Yes you don't! No you do!" - Edward "Oh Ed, anything but blue" - Faye "There is nothing in this world to believe in." - Vicious "Don't know and have no opinion." - Jet "Now you will shed tears of scarlet." - Vicious "Remember, a serpent's venom effects long after the bite." - Vicious "He was a beast who lost his fangs, that is why he had to die, Spike, and that's why you have to die." - Vicious "I'm not going to kill Spike, you're going to do it for me." - Vicious "Hex, Hex, Chestmaster Hex! Edward is playing against him right now." - Edward "You told me once to forget the past, that it doesn't matter... But you're the one still tied to the past, Spike!" - Faye "Bonsai, bath toy, wise guy, water boy; lights shine bright in the O-town tonight." - Edward "What ever happens... happens." - Spike "Some weird mail came came for Bebop Bebop!" - Edward "The real lesson: don't leave anything in the fridge." - Spike "Angels that are forced from heaven must become demons. Isn't that right, Spike?" - Vicious "Sorry, I'm gonna make a bit of a mess." - Spike "Please. I beg of you master!" - Roco Benaro "Hey mister, this's the stairway to Heaven. You know that don't ya?" - A frog "I'm neither one, and both at the same time." - Gren "I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think think I know, I don't think I think." - Edward "Hey, did anybody ever tell you that you don't talk much?" - Miles "Ever heard this story? There once was a tiger striped cat. This cat died a million deaths, revived, and lived a million lives, and was owned by various people he didn't really care for. The cat wasn't afraid to die. Then one day this cat became a stray cat, which meant he was free. He met a white, female cat and the two of them spent their days together happily. Well, years past and the white cat grew weak and died of old age. The tiger striped cat cried a million times, then he died too; except this time, he didn't come back to life." - Spike "So, your finally awake. I told you before, Spike, I'm the only one that can kill you and set you free." - Vicious "Pieces, pieces, all gone." - Edward "High socks are cool!" - Edward "Aww, Spike. I told you not to win too much!" - Jet "Hot dog bun! Not too young!" - Edward "That is no ordinary star. That is the tear of a warrior. One who has finished his battle somewhere on this planet, a pitiful soul that could not find his way to lofty realm that awaits us all." - Old Man Bull "Do you want to take a shower?" - Gren "Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code!" - Edward "You sing off key..." - Spike "See ya space cowboy." - Andy "Did you see me, master? I was like water." - Roco "Oldy moldy! History mystery!" - Edward "You Jet's girlfriend? Does he have a thing for you?" - Edward "All is fair in love and war!" - Edward "My Onyx is no ordinary steed. She's a good compadre, who eases my mind and plays a decent game of chess." - Andy "Maybe this is it, maybe this is the one I won't come back from." - Spike. "Open foot, insert mouth." - Jet "Don't you wanna hang out and waste your life with us?" - Spike "Lesson, Lesson... If you see a stranger, follow him!" - Edward "A woman's heart is as fickle as the skies of Ganymede." - Jet "I brought a few souvenirs." - Faye "I'm just watching a dream." - Spike "If it's for Mau I'll drink it myself." - Spike "Do you think... that if we had met earlier in life, that we would be friends?" - Roco *laughs* "Hey, the world really is a great place." *laughs again* "... What?" *groans* "Oh, wow. Did I just say something?" - A very stoned Jet Black talking to his bonsai trees "You think I'm Vicious?! You don't even know what Vicious is!" - Spike "Let's drink to Me, and my lovely reflection in you're eyes." - Andy "This is Spike-person and Jet-person." - Edward "I can't tell when your joking or not." - Girlfriend of Red Eye Dealer "His star is about to fall. I have seen it." - Old Man Bull "Where's my souvenir?!" - Edward "Remember, Vicious, a snake cannot devour a dragon." - Elder "Next episode, Wild Horses!" - Ein "No. You died three years ago. That's how it works around here." - Annie "Aww, I didn't get to do anything for the whole preview!" - Jet "So why are you going? Is it for the girl?" - Jet "Just like that... sing for me." - Spike "There's nothing more cruel than a child." - Jet "Taking a nap are we?" - Jet "Are you playing that game again?" - Faye "He's a beast who has lost his place, he has no where to return too... he will come." - Vicious "A man injured his leg during a hunt in the middle of the savanna. With no means to treat the wound, the leg rots and death approaches. The man got onto the airplane that finally arrived and there he sees a land of pure white below him. The place glistening in the light was the summit of a snow-covered mountain. The name of the mountain was Kilimanjaro. The man thinks that is where he was headed. Men only think about there pasts right before their death, as if they were searching frantically for proof that they were alive." - Jet "Why, we wouldn't of even be able to live here if me and my two buddies hadn't dug that ditch!" - Old man "I like women who aren't usually feminine, but show it on certain circumstances. I like that." - Spike "It's COLD!" - Spike "So, in the end, Giraffe was killed by some form of betrayal?" - Faye "Why, the only reason you can eat here is because of the seeds I planted!" - First old man "Faye faye smoke smoke, faye faye puff puff! Yay!" - Edward "Do you understand?" - Faye "There was a woman. For the first time in my life I saw a woman that was truly alive. That's what I believed. She was a piece of me I had lost. She is my other half that I had longed for." - Spike "So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?" - Jet "Do not fear death. Death is always at our side. When we show fear, it jumps at us faster than light. But if we do not show fear, it casts it's eye upon us gently, and guides us into... infinity..." - Bull "And so, they all passed away; every one. It was a short series, but thanks for your support. That was the last episode. May they all rest in peace, amen. And for the next series, we bring you Cowgirl Ed! Ed is the main character." - Edward "Ahhh, that's the wrong one." - Edward "Ein, you're a cow-woof-woof." - Edward "I guess we won't really know what'll happen until the jewel hits him. The whole thing could blow sky high." - Jet "Today, Ed goes looking for the spoooooky space creature! Hello Mr. Spooky Space Creature, are you in there!?" - Edward "Data! Data! Bogus data!" - Edward "Papa!" - Edward "So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." - Spike "It was raining that day as well." - Julia "Shin! Don't follow in your brother's footsteps." - Vicious "A hundred percent mongrel?" - Spike "I hate theme parks." - Spike "You were always there for me, and that's all I needed. Just you. For some reason, I didn't feel sad or broken up, it just didn't seem real. But slowly I realized it was real - that you were gone. And little by little, I slowly felt something inside me go numb." - Jet "Listen to Ed...? What was I thinking?!"- Faye "Hmmmmm... I think I'll name you... MPU!" - Edward "Hey, Jet, I got some whiskey hidden behind the fridge. You can help yourself." - Spike "Do you know what the greatest and also the worst device humans ever invented? Its television. Television controls people by bombarding them with information until they lose their sense of reality. Now, television itself has become the new religion. Television has created a people, who believe instantly in dramatic fantasies, who can be controlled by tiny dots of light." - Doctor Londes "If anything I could be your boyfriend... oh, that would be wrong..." - Jet "Pamper me! Baby me! Nothin' but trouble. Now I see why you have this attitude about women and kids." - Jet "Everyone... they've all lost their place in the world. Like kites without strings or tails." - Annie "It got a little... chilly today. It's those cold winds..." - Annie "All living things. Every being that walks and breaths. Each has its own star. When a life is born a new star appears, that is the Guardian star. The star that warms this planet... is someone's Guardian star as well. The red star you see over head... the blue star on the horizon. And when a life ends the star falls... and disappears." - Old Man Bull "Look at my eyes Faye. One of them is a fake 'cause I lost it in an accident. Since then, I've been seeing the past in one eye and the present in the other. So I thought I could see only patches of reality, never the whole picture. I felt like I was watching a dream I'd never wake up from. Before I knew, the dream was all over." - Spike "And this time I hope you have sweet dreams." - Edward "There is nothing in this world to believe in." - Vicious "Long ago, I was younger then, I wasn't afraid of anything, I didn't think about dying for a second. I thought I was invincible. Then I met some girl. I wanted to live. I started to think like that, for the first time I was afraid of death, I had never felt like that before." - Spike "Are you kidding me, I was singin' the blues since the day the doctor smacked my bottom on the day I was born." - Jet "Hey Fattie, I didn't know you listened to the blues." - Jet "I'm not the bomber!" -Spike "Thanks." - Ein "You said bell peppers and beef." - Spike "Next week we're changing gears, it's gonna be anime for all ages." - Spike "The leadership of the Red Dragons has now changed hands... From this time forward, my power is the only power." - Vicious "... Look this is real mystic and all, but ya got anything to eat?" - Spike "Do not fear death. Death is always at your side. When you show fear, it will spring at you faster than light...If you do not show fear, it will only gently look over you." - Old Man Bull "Take Care. Yeah that was a close one. If you sneeze and no one says 'take care' you'll turn into a fairy. That's what they say around here." - Gren "Hackers are boring, and chasing them is even more boring." - Spike "You're like a kid with a toy. You're the one that can't tell fantasy from reality. You're the one that lives in the little dots of light. If you wanna dream... just do it by yourself." - Spike "Oh, and if you see Spike, tell him that I'll be waiting there. He'll know what I mean... and tell him that I'll always be waiting." - Julia "I'm sure he's got a hangover up there. Treat him to a prairie oyster on me." - Spike "Radical Edward is a 7-Foot tall, Ex-basketball Player, Hindu, Voodoo, Drag-queen Alien." - Jet "He called you a cowboy. What are you?" - Old lady "Some promises are made to be broken! In fact, most of them are!" - Faye "Why welcome the dead, it's all futile." - Annie "Lesson 3: If you see a stranger... FOLLOW HIM!" - Edward "I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass." - Spike "Hey, remember our bet? Heads I tell you, tails we go out on a date? Not really much of a place for a date, is it?" - Spike "Purgatory. A place between heaven and hell where those who are left behind, unable to get into heaven, continue to suffer. A place of struggle and pain. In other words, the world we live in now." - Vincent "It means like... becoming like clear water. Water can take any form. It drifts without effort one moment, then pounds down in a torrent the very next." - Spike *over communicator* "This is Little Boy Blue. I have Humpty Dumpty in sight location 2415 and the target is moble, reapet target is mobile." - Agent "I do not fear death... it just means dreaming in silence... a dream that will last for eternity." - Vincent "I lost two things on Titan, one was my past. There were no enemies there, no allies, just experimental guinea pigs, all killed to test nano-weapons. I was one of the subjects-the only one that survived, but I had lost my memory. I didn't even know who I was. I slept and felt that I was awake. I moved through the world and felt like I was dreaming..." - Vincent "Germ girl! Faye Faye, stay away way!" - Edward "He was just all alone. He couldn't enjoy a game with anyone else. Like living inside a dream... That's the kind of man he was." - Spike "This is real mystic and all, but don't you have anything to eat here?" - Spike "Men are such hopeless romantics." - Faye To submit a quote from Cowboy Bebop, click here. |